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astronaut rainbow

A symbolic image/icon usually identifies a homosexual man that keeps his sexuality to himself and other straight men he has intercourse with.

the man across the room flashes his Astronaut rainbow tattoo at me. He wanted some fun

by Yeah boo. Yeah January 11, 2018


Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.

Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....

by Shirtless Peja March 8, 2014


Astronaut

A man or woman who enters a vehicle known as a spaceship or aircraft to fly all the way to space

Kid: I want to be an astronaut when I grow up!

by Cowlookingass5262 August 16, 2021


Astronaut

I haven't gone into space yet but I have the capacity.

Hym "It's a little ridiculous when you put it like that, isn't it? Astronaut? By that logic, I'm also a scuba diver, race car driver, slave, carpenter, king, and food. But I digress... This, again, just looks like me being correct about monogamy and critical fat-cock theory. I was right."

by Hym Iam August 8, 2024


Astronaut Surprise

A zero gravity cumshot

On the next SpaceX mission, PornHub is going to attempt an Astronaut Surprise!

by TheOriginalYeet February 14, 2021


What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.

What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue

by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021


Astronautical

It means astronautical

That booty astronautical

by ... my handle December 17, 2015