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BMW is a car brand driven by d bags who don't use turn signals.
Oh, look at this BMW 335i, this car is driven by d bags who don't use turn signals.
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German Auto maker that once produced fine cars with a unique character. Sadly, these days they have become over complicated and too reliant on electronics and seem to have turned their backs on real mechanical engineering. Many owners have striven to own one and are in denial that they are not the car they expected. I am a professional BMW mechanic and in the trade we say BMW stands for Bring Money Withya!
" I know it's just cost another £400 because the engine lamp came on again but it's because BMW's are so finely tuned"!
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i think wahedur has got a titchy bmw. but it's still big enough to fit 5 people in it.
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BMW: "Buy me wanker!"
Person: "Nahhh, I'm smart so I'll go for a Smart Car. Clever eh? =D"
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noun
1. Acronym for "Big Man Whore"
2. Simply a big man whore.
We saw that BMW getting action on the way to the train.
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An acronym that stands for Bitching, Moaning, and Whining. It is synonymous to the constant complaining and nagging about situations not in one's control that a superior has to tolerate in order to maintain good leadership.
Jenn says, "Everyone is waiting for you to start the meeting."
Irene says, "Let the BMW session start, we are in for a bumpy long ride to hell."
Both laugh condescendingly.
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