Bent Spill

The act of taking a piss in the morning when you have morning wood and have to bend over in order to make it in the toilet because your penis is sticking straight up.

"I woke up and took the hugest bent spill. Only made half of it in the toilet though."

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dumb bent

extremely drunk, completely wasted, inebriated

im fuckin' dumb bent

im dumb bent but imma cop einstein from your cousin

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bent in a u

pissed off at somthing or someone

joe is fuckin bent in a u

Bit bent

bit bents are bisexuals who are actually more straight then bisexual. A girl may like boys and girls but she is more into guys than girls. A boy may like guys and girls but he is more into girls than boys.

Person 1: Alex says she's bisexual but she's always with guys.
Person 2: She's a bit bent. Duh.

get bent

a less offensive phrase used in a refusal to perform a chore. "fuck off".

"i need this paperwork done"
"well, you can just get bent"

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Bent bastard

1) An illegitimate homosexual.

2) A gay individual with an undesirable persona.

*An unpleasant person who appears to be homosexual and illegitimate is in the vicinity*
"Look at that bent bastard!"

*One is offended by a gay person and decides to retaliate*
"Y'bent bastard!"

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bent eddy

when you are jerking off and you put your legs and ass up against the wall and lay on your back and cum all over your face.

i tasted cum for the first time when i gave my self a bent eddy.

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