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A Peruvian slang term for "hand job," also a common name in South America.
The name is commonly misspelled "Chestyfurr."
Dexter: Hey bro, Chris gave me a Christopher.
Khamid: Oh yeah, How was your Christopher?
Dexter: That was the best Christopher I've ever had. Chirs did a great job with my Christopher.
Khamid: Did you pay him?
Dexter: No, Chirs did it for free.
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If your name is christopher you have a big dick and good at basketball
My name is Christopher and I’m good at basketball
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The name derives from the Greek term meaning "bearing Christ inside". He shares his name with Christopher Columbus and the dude on family guy who is terrified of the agro monkey in his room. He is a top notch smart ass and a great friend.
random1: hey who is that dude over there?
random2: oh yeah that's Christopher. He's maximum cool
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Christopher is the cutest person ever.He snuggles like a bunny,He stares at u like a charm,When u met a Christopher dont let him go at all.He is cute,gorgeous,tall,handsome,attractive,and amazing.
Girl:I miss you
Christopher:Can we met up and snuggle together?
Girl:Yes
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A guy who commits arson and eats pubic hair for snacc
Guy 1: We need to get the fuck out of here, the money isn't worth it
Guy 2: Why are you so scared?
Guy 1: Christopher just drank 4 chug jugs and ate 3 orphans, and is rapidly approaching
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Christopher is an amazing sweet boy that's sometimes a fuckin savage and is so important to someone that they will never know but should be with someone who they like and should always make the 1st move cuz it will be a yes
1st person: he is so sweet I think I love him
2nd person: well his name is Christopher so u chose a real winner
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HES the smartest person Ik and I’ll ever meet. Anyone that meets him can easily tell that he has such a bright future a head of him. If ur reading this Christopher I promise ur gonna do amazing things In ur life. Ppl are going to know ur name everywhere and I’m gonna watch u inspire so many others along ur path. Ik that one day ull get to meet Taylor swift , ur such a big fan and u deserve it sm. Can’t wait to see u change the world 🌎 ❤️.
From someone Ud never expect.
Person 1: who is that intelligent guy?
Person2: that’s definitely a christoper
Christopher: Christmas
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