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An alcoholic drink. Name based on "Jersey City," the place where it was created. Drink contains vodka, Sprite, Cranberry juice cocktail, and a lime. It's on ice. Itz kinda like a cozmo, only SHITTIER!
Man, we got ourselves shitty offa Jersey Shitty!
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As defined, Jersey Worthy refers to an average professional sports player, specifically a player no one has heard of or knows by name, whom plays so well that a fan is compelled to pay 150 bucks for that players authentic jersey.
Nate Robinson scored 24 points in the fourth quarter to bring the Bulls from a 16 point deficit and beat the Brooklyn Nets. He is Jersey Worthy.
Rookie Anthony Rizzo went 3-4 today with a home run and two doubles. He is Jersey Worthy.
process of performing anal sex while the person recieving purposefully shits on the penis of the other
dude 1. whats it called when a chick shits on ur dick
dude 2. if its on purpose.... a jersey mudslide
A female who chases after, and typically performs sexual favors for male athletes, regardless of his looks or skills.
Did you see? That jersey whore Stacey woke up in the 4th string quarterback's room this morning.
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A girl who claims to not be on crack, but is obviously on a large amount of it. She enjoys creeping on others in public, not caring who listens or sees. She is extremely crazy and loves attention and being different. She clearly has LOTS of issues such as asthma and being bipolar. You may find her lurking the streets with a megaphone. She also enjoys saying phrases that make others uncomfertable such as; "I'm going to stalk your babies" with a wink ;)
That Jersey Crackbaby is off the wall. She pushed me aside in school and told me that her dad made her shove glass in her vagina.
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Crossing more than 3 lanes of traffic in a vehicle without pausing or using a turnsignal, usually to get to an exit.
That b***h sideswiped me tryin' pull a jersey shuffle.
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One of the shittiest pools you will ever lay eyes on. Hell hole for people who swim here year round. Quite honestly one of the most drama filled teams you will ever meet. Has a guys team filled with assholes. Once you are there you can never leave. Known for sucking the lives out of innocent children. All the nice girls here eventually turn into hoes.
Boy: "Man that girl slept with him and his friend"
Boy 2: "Damn she must be from Jersey wahoos."
Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?"
Swimmer: "No i have fucking swim practice at Jersey Wahoos"
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