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Kristen Stewart a bad actress who should not even have become an actress at all, Man looking and is a pot-head. She has acted in movies like Twilight and Catch a Kid which I think are 2 of the worst movies ever made.
Name one Actress that smokes weed?
Oh, I got it Kristen Stewart.
Good One!
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Useless, ugly pile of white trash who horribly portrays Bella Swan in the movie "Twilight." Off set, she excessively smokes pot and crosses her eyes. Makes bad choices like getting a black mullet to make her look like a man. On set, she is a dumb he-she who gets to kiss Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner; also excessively crosses her eyes. Be careful when talking to her; she has an atrocious stutter and does not make straight eye contact.
Random Person: Hey, how did that mirror break ?
Other Random Person: Oh, I tried to put a picture of Kristen Stewart on it.
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Also known as Shaqweyqwey, and Kristy Tranner during the holiday season; Kristen was born Jesus Christ Tranter {nee. Bingus} during the last great hippie rodeo of the early 1970's. At the age of two he legally changed his first name to avoid being misgendered as a man. No human on earth can pronounce his surname without their soul being stolen by the painting of Regis Shalley so variations such as Tranner, Trainor, and Tinky Winky exist as apocrypha. The night Kristen was born three angels flew down from heaven wailing Van Halens "Hot For Teacher" on divine golden Gibson Customs. His first words were "Imagine all the people, living life in peace." Which John Lennon promptly stole and profitted from (some say this was the reason Kristen allegedly had him assassinated.) In college Kristen majored in Choral Conducting, or as it was known in the 90's "hand wavy diddly do sing songing", he was an associate of the Czechoslovakian Mob, and a freelance session drummer. After going on six consecutive world tours as the stand in for Neil Peart of Rush, he left the music performance business stating "If Dave Matthews is doin' it, I just don't want to." He later settled at BHS. His hobbies include; hurting the feelings of altos, mocking the bass section, destroying the sopranos self esteem, and fly fishing. While he enjoys his long and breezy career as a teacher, his many obligations to the Czechoslovakian mob often bring him into great conflict with his morals.
"Tranter, Kristen was yelling at the altos for playing minecraft so I stole his cologne."
"Y'all like beans? My man Kwissey T. Tranter, Kristen has got all the baked beans you'll ever need."
"Ding dong, would you like to join the Church of Kristenology?"
The unsung heroine of Vanderpump Rules, who evolved from a scorned caterpillar into a marvelous mariposa.
“Cacaw! Cacaw!” Kristen Doute shouted from her balcony in Mexico. “I am a beautiful butterfly! SOY UNA MARIPOSA!”
Shes a kind and amazing girl. She's been through many hardships that have brought her down to her lowest, but she always manages to get back up and stay strong no matter what.she won't open up to many, but when she does you know she truly trusts you. She always knows how to cheer somebody up, whenever you hangout with her you have a fun and exciting time. She's a great listener and manages to take away your anxieties when you speak to her. Once you meet and Kristen her beauty will be unforgettable and she will always have a place in lailas heart <3
"Kristen Cayago is the only person who doesn't annoy me."
a really pretty American actress who has been in a lot of movies, such as Speak, The Messengers, In the Land of Women, Panic Room, Catch that Kid(wasn't that good to me), and plays Bella Swan in Twilight.
"Hey, who's that chick that plays Bella Swan in Twilight?"
"Thats Kristen Stewart! Jeez you really need to know your stuff!"
"I know. OHHHH YAAAAAAAA shes in Twilight!"
"Thats what I just said dammit!!!!!!!!"
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Kristen Stewart is a talented young American actress. She is best known for her role as Bella Swan in the Twilight Saga (though critically it is not her best work). She recently recieved critical praise for both her films "The Runaways" based on the 1970's all girl rock band (Stewart portrays Joan Jett) and "Welcome to the Rileys". Both films recieved high praise at the 2010 Sundance Film Festivile. Famed film critic Roger Ebert recently said of Kristen "she stewart is simply a wonderful actress". She has also starred in the "Panic Room", "Speak", "The Messengers", and the Sean Penn directed, SAG nominated film "Into the Wild".
Despite her success the public is very critical of Stewart, mostly because of her performance in the Twilight films. Many people who have only seen her performance in Twilight make assumptions about her acting skills overall. She has also been dating her Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson since 2009. She has admitted to being not the best at public speaking but continues to improve (re: 2010 oscars, Jay Leno apperance)
She refuses to change for anyone despite her many haters and sticks to her gut. Basically you either love her or hate her.
Person 1: Have you seen Twilight?
Person 2: Yeah, Kristen Stewart wasn't that great but, neither was the character in general. She was great in The Runaways!
Person 1: i agree! people are so rude about her based on one movie and they're soo jealous of her (hello rpattz!)
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