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Lips attached to male lawyers, or possibly even law students, which are the focus of attention among certain groups of females.
These lips are often quite shapely and sexually alluring, although no scientific relationship therein has been established.
Women who express interest in these lips are quite well aware of the other key aspect of lawyer lips, which is that they lie in every conceivable circumstance.
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Hot-to-trot chick in club: I'm going to get on those lawyer lips right away.
Impervious friend-chick: You do that. I wouldn't touch those lips with a ten foot pole.
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A lawyer whose private practice is doing so poorly that he goes to extremes to cut costs (such as running his office out of his car or the local Starbux). These lawyers are not always incompetent (some may have experienced a stroke of bad luck).
The term originated from a misperception in the movie "The Lincoln Lawyer" that the protagonist, Mickey Haller, has to run his office out of his car. Although his clients are far from one-percenters, he appears to run a modestly successful law practice. The movie does not disclose why Haller prefers to use his car as his office.
The Hyper-Chicken lawyer in the Futurama episode "Insane in the Mainframe" is most likely a lincoln lawyer.
Judge: counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?
Chicken Lawyer: Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them.
:::Judge bangs gavel:::
Judge: Insanity plea is accepted!
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The Street Lawyer is a DC area criminal attorney, Lonny Bramzon, who is the attorney to call when you’re caught in a situation.
Yo, tell 12 nothin’ cuh. Imma call The Street Lawyer.
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1. a person who has no law degree, no formal training in the legal system, yet insists on publicly giving legal advice or opinions on the legality of issues in which they have no actual bearing on how the law applies. Their opinions usually conflict with the actual law, and they are usually batshit-crazy psuedo-liberal retards, or ghetto savages.
Street Lawyer - "Yo, son! Stand Your Ground is some bullshit. Look at how Zimmerman got away with murder".
Despite the fact that Stand Your Ground didn't apply because Treyvon was on top of Zimmerman pounding his head in, and Zimmerman had no avenue of escape, and despite the fact that the definition of murder is an unlawful killing, and Zimmerman acted in self-defense.
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One who states everything as fact, especially statistics and figures. Also known as a Claven.
Don't listen to a word he says, he's just a Lawyer Smith.
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This word originating from Greek means a males genitalia....in specific, a young male's penis.
Excise me, but i think your lawyer noodle is out right now.
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In our increasingly divided world, individuals suffer injustice everyday from other people, communities, corporations, governments and religious institutions. Many feel like they have no say in what is going down around them.
The answer to this dilemma is actually quite simple. Wait for the antagonist to step over the line and than take action by violating one of their new rules. Than cause a ruckus by taking a citation of some sort and act as your own defense. This causes the the antagonist to have to "Lawyer Up" in order to put you on the defensive.
You act as your own defense . . . while they have to spend thousands maybe even millions trying to put you down. Call for interrogatories, depositions and keep great records of all their machinations. Spread your story of "David vs. Goliath" to the media and watch them implode from their own top heavy handed approach.
A developer from Italy is building a Mondo-Condo completely obliterating my Oceanside and harbor view. I found a Stone Age settlement in my back yard and now charge them with a violation of human rights by blocking a view that has stood for 25,000 years. I'm going to write UNESCO and show them the facts, and maybe the jerks will have to tear the fiasco down.
Boy . . . they are going to have to Lawyer up to beat this one!
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