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adjective; a logan is a person without a brain who believes that they not only have one, but that it is superior to most other brains. These doltish people are like talking to a wall, only the wall talks back.
these people often misunderstand things or purposly skew the meaning of something so that they can ramble off into some pointless and completly unrelated comment in hopes of a deep and meaningful conversation that no one else cares to take part in because they are always half-witted and inane.
variations:
loganize
loganism
loganish
"dont be a logan."
"urgh, he has the thought process and intellectual capacity of a seventh grader. what a fucking logan."
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Person 1: Man, that Logan kid is totally gay and emo.
Person 2: Moer liek wemo LLOLOLOLOLOL!!!111
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(Adj,verb,noun,pronoun,adverb)
A cheeky kid who thinks touching his nips make him Micheal Jefferson.. HEHE
Also inculded him to be gay and have a strong liking to Brandons or Mir.Goormans
Dakota: Wow nate dont be pullin a logan on me
Nate: HEHE!!
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Highest form of brilliance. Conqueror of greatness to the highest expertise. Carrier of excellence. A man who's body was chiseled by the gods them self. If one's name is Logan, he shall fear none, unless thy is a fat sea witch. When a Logan opens his blinds in the bright and early morning, he shall find nothing but the pastiest broads on his side of town. Most of which he will never return a phone call to. To be a Logan, one must consume and live only off of the planets finest beer, whiskey, and marijuana. An enemy of god.(but that is besides the point.) On one's bed, rather than pillows, you will find a Logan uses the plumpest breasts to rest his head upon every night. Logan's religion is based off of death metal, and takes part in rituals and ceremonies of fecal burning on neighbor's doorsteps. Why do these ceremonies occur you may ask?...because fuck em that's why.
The Logan is known to also have a system of method.
L: Lewer into hope
O: Obtain ones love
G: Get it on
A: Abandon emotionally
N: Never speak to the broad again.
skeeze bag broad: Oh my goodness there's this guy creeping hard on my facebook page.
random: he must be a Logan
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The act of permorming ritualistic beastialities with at least one teenager. This may be with any type of animal, from squirrel to bear. This may involve some type of urination, either from the animal or the person doing the Eisenhauering. It may also be referred to as "loganized" or "loganation".
Dude, this weekend I loganized a girl and her pet bird! Nutty!
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a dumb bitch that can’t dunk despite being 6’5
if you like penis, your are a logan
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Ugly Faggot who smells like a fat mexican who hasnt took a shower in 2-4 weeks. Is usually a backstabber or a loser. possibly gay, has bad haircuts. small dick.
Dude that guys a ugly as logan.
he is messed up like a logan
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