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A cheeky kid who thinks touching his nips make him Micheal Jefferson.. HEHE
Also inculded him to be gay and have a strong liking to Brandons or Mir.Goormans
Dakota: Wow nate dont be pullin a logan on me
Nate: HEHE!!
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Highest form of brilliance. Conqueror of greatness to the highest expertise. Carrier of excellence. A man who's body was chiseled by the gods them self. If one's name is Logan, he shall fear none, unless thy is a fat sea witch. When a Logan opens his blinds in the bright and early morning, he shall find nothing but the pastiest broads on his side of town. Most of which he will never return a phone call to. To be a Logan, one must consume and live only off of the planets finest beer, whiskey, and marijuana. An enemy of god.(but that is besides the point.) On one's bed, rather than pillows, you will find a Logan uses the plumpest breasts to rest his head upon every night. Logan's religion is based off of death metal, and takes part in rituals and ceremonies of fecal burning on neighbor's doorsteps. Why do these ceremonies occur you may ask?...because fuck em that's why.
The Logan is known to also have a system of method.
L: Lewer into hope
O: Obtain ones love
G: Get it on
A: Abandon emotionally
N: Never speak to the broad again.
skeeze bag broad: Oh my goodness there's this guy creeping hard on my facebook page.
random: he must be a Logan
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The act of permorming ritualistic beastialities with at least one teenager. This may be with any type of animal, from squirrel to bear. This may involve some type of urination, either from the animal or the person doing the Eisenhauering. It may also be referred to as "loganized" or "loganation".
Dude, this weekend I loganized a girl and her pet bird! Nutty!
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a dumb bitch that can’t dunk despite being 6’5
if you like penis, your are a logan
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Ugly Faggot who smells like a fat mexican who hasnt took a shower in 2-4 weeks. Is usually a backstabber or a loser. possibly gay, has bad haircuts. small dick.
Dude that guys a ugly as logan.
he is messed up like a logan
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1. A disease that causes one person to have excessive fatness and will cause tumors in the mind. Therefore, mind images include guys on top of guys.
1. "Dude, that Logan disease is sure turning you gay!" said Johnny to Rob.
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A rather frightening and unusually prolonged attack from Logan resulting in the rubbing of his man titties and stomach on the nearest part of the victims body while simultaneously creating a series of high pitched squeels and shreeks accompanied by extremely strange facial expressions similar to that of a common retard.
That poor soul (Kyle) was walking down the ally minding his own business when he was suddenly Loganed.
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