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Luke

HUGE DICK

LUKE HAS A HUGE DICK

by THOMAS TEH DICK ENGINE I May 30, 2019

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


luke

To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to โ€˜almost irresistibleโ€™ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something โ€˜indescribably uniqueโ€™ to serve.

Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person โ€“ containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him heโ€™s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can โ€“ even on the internet.

If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it. You will be the 2nd luckiest woman in the world.

Luke - Quotev

The hottest man ever seen on Quotev.

An unladen European swallow once brought me a funny message..........It was from a Luke

by Siconix January 9, 2016

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Luke

Lukeโ€™s a fucking twat.

Yo I stole Lukeโ€™s instagram man. It was lit.

by Slatersmydad November 28, 2018

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Luke

The most lovable person who i love cuz he is my bf. and yeah. woo!

I love you like a Luke.

by Airswift101 December 24, 2008

439๐Ÿ‘ 340๐Ÿ‘Ž


Luke

The amazing person in the world; better than chuck Norris and has to choose between his thousands of girlfriends.

Luke has exproxemently 5 million girlfriends and 15 wives

by 10k3 April 22, 2013

23๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Luke

A Maltese cross Aboriginal that claims to be a hard worker but is really a stay at home bludger that sniffs petrol all day.

where was Angelo yesterday?
At home
Oh what a luke!

by angelosdad March 15, 2017

16๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Luke

a really special kind of retard who laughs at anything. He is small where girls like it. Really special and never shuts up

Wow what a luke

by Lukelover12345678910 November 13, 2017

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž