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The Pride of all Europe. 68 99 08 - the squad including Scholes, Giggs, Ferdinand, Rooney, Vidic, Evra, Tevez and the awe inspiring Ronaldo have done The Busby Babes proud. I speak as a life-long supporter who grew up in hearing distance of the ground so am hopeful that my opinion will actually count to some of the MUFC Hate Brigade. Personally I couldn't give a toss if our support is spread round the world, nor do I lose sleep over our agressive marketing strategy - every time some kid buys a Rooney pencil case and a Ronaldo face cloth it all goes towards making us stronger financially. And with the amazing Sir Alex Ferguson leading us ever forward how on earth could I moan?? Watch out Liverpool, we're right on your tail - can't wait to get past cos it reeks of unwashed shagged grannies and partially digested rat stew.
Q: Who's won it ten times?
A: That'll be our Ryan, for the glorious Manchester United
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Manchester United arguably the biggest club in the world and definitely biggest and greatest club in england. Which was the first English team to win Champions league are the club with most trophies in England.
20 League Titles
12 FA Cups
3 Champions League
1 Super Cup
1 Club World Cup
1 Europa League
5 League Cups
21 Community Shields
With 66 Trophies in the cabinet as compared to Liverpool with 62 Manchester United is definitely the Most successfull club in England and by having over 1 Billon and more loyal and passionate fans around the world Manchester United is arguably the biggest club in the world and the pride of english football which is a wet dream for Liverpool fans.
Example:
Person1: "Hey which is the greatest club of english football?"
Person2: "Manchester United man"
Person1: "And Liverpool?"
Person2: "Pffft Are they even relevant? Even Arsenal are bigger than them"
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A group of mugs who claim to play football. Their stadium, Old Trafford is a giant HQ of the Inbreeding Society of England. But you have to hand it to them. They have the best refs in England (Mike Riley)
"I support Man United!"
"Oh i didn't know you were an inbred"
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A really bad team going into steep decline following the David Moyes and Van Gaal
Aaron: Manchester United is sheeat
Bill: Agreed
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First off, materials needed are
-One bottle of Laxitive
-One funnel
-One retarted passed out friend
-Good digestive system
You start out by taking a laxative from walmart, Then you procede to wait 4 to 6 hours. After you have waited for the alloted time you must then fiend your passed out friend and insert the funnel into your firends nose and then begin to piss shit into the funnle while doing a swivel motion.
Dude I just shit in a funnel in ash's nose haha gave that bitch a Manchester Swivel
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When some goes number two while in the ocean.
I'm pretty sure that man swam out there to take himself a Manchester Hammer.
The World's Greatest Team (TM)
The only Manchester team worth a mention
Their alternative names include Man United, MUFC, United.
'Man U' is a horrible abbreviation and one that real United fans hate
Manchester United dominated English football throughout the late 50's, late 60's and all of the 90's.
It's a shame they've become a corporate brand, but the local football club element still remains at Old Trafford, despite what the ABU's say
'We are the pride of all Europe, the cock of the north. We hate the scousers, the cockneys of course (and leeds!)'
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