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really big floaties in some sort of beverage.
I shall now share a story....
One day in french class we had a french breakfast
.As I sat in french class with my friend bridgette the teacher was serving hot chocolate and croissants, she told us that in france people usually dip croissants into hot cocoa.Me and bridgette tried it the result was quite disturbing.After finishing the croissants the cup was full of big chunks of croissant....Big big soggy chunks of croissant so bridgette said...."ewwwww.....mega floaties"...and mega floaties was born...
Can also result from eating pizza with friends and sharing a big bottle of soft drink.
EEEEWWWWW!!!!!! MEGA FLOOOOAAAATTTTIIIEEEEZZZZ!!!
~mega floaties
The top hierarchical tier and biological super creatures of the simp species. This individual is the leader of the simp nation. There is no point he will not cross as a simp and he places self-dignity at an extremely low value of importance.
An intellectual: Yeah I’d never be a simp, I have way too much respect
Corey: damn I guess we can’t be friends, believe it or not I’m the current Mega-Simp
the most foul being of all. she can be seen driving the kids to soccer practice in her SUV. she has the can i speak to your manager haircut. workplace managers fear her. when she is not driving the kids to soccer practice, dance class, or the spelling bee, she is usually at home on Facebook. she divorces her husband, takes the kids, is a pseudoscientist/anti-vaxxer/flat-earther, participates in MLMs and demands to speak to the manager. she firmly believes in the ESRB rating system, or her version of it. which is as follows: ec: 3-10, E and E10: 11 and up, T and M: not in this house. none of her kids are vaccinated and they are all homeschooled
in short, she is a fucking bitch
Mega-Karen is the most powerful evil entity
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A woman with unparalleled wit, class, appeal, and a top notch sense of humor to boot. Don't forget that ass that just don't quit.
Y'all know Queen bee?
Yeah, she's da mega-babe.
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A dungeon is one of the primary tropes in D&D(Dungeons & Dragons) and a Mega-Dungeon is the true example of a properly designed dungeon. In RPG terminology it is a closed environment usually having many enemies and treasure. A Mega-Dungeon is very large and has 20 or more levels and has 500 rooms per level and up. The Largest known Mega-Dungeon has a full 1 million rooms.
Exploring a Mega-Dungeon in D&D(Dungeons & Dragons) is fun at an extreme level, providing that you have a good referee.
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Mega douche is someone who has exceeded all expectations of the common douche. One who has reached such a level of douchiness that people would rather play in traffic than deal with that person.
Man, look at that crane operator he's such a mega douche why did they send him out here, he should go under a rock and die!
It takes 5 douches to make a douche nozzel and at least 5 douche nozzels to make a meeega douche! which has more douchiness than aleast 15 annoying people.
Mac: Hey I got a new transformer!
Sac: Oh yeah which one?
Mac: MEGA DOUCHE
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