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When a person goes to old, abandoned houses at night and finds antiques or other items and takes them home as av"souvenir ".
Look at this amazing antique record player my friend, Paul, found when he was out midnight shopping.
Someone who manages to take their clothes of in their sleep.
“Vivian! Why are you naked!?! You are sleeping on my couch!”
“Sorry, I’m a midnight stripper. It just happens.”
The act of generously coating your man crush's face with a thick batch of man chowder, with the aid of no less than four other men. All whilst he sleeps.
Cyrus: Dude, shut up and let me smatter his face with my love juice.
Domonic: Alright fine, but let me call three other guys. We'll make this a midnight blizzard.
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when a person wakes up in the middle of the night and decides to pleasantly surprise their partner by giving them amazingly good oral sex.
Ryan: I am so tired today!
Babs: Why is that?
Ryan: Because you midnight raped me last night!
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When people abandon their business and/or home, leaving quickly in the middle of the night. Abandoned houses will reveal clues about the former occupants. It is generally considered that people do a Midnight Run because of financial troubles, however it also may be to evade an abusive spouse, or to evade the law.
the mother and daughter who once lived in the building did a midnight run
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Someone who calls you during the middle of the night wanting to participate in sexual activities.
Hey dave, that psyco chick with the one leg is a midnight caller.
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Noun: A vagina. Coined by Frank Sinatra in his 1963 Las Vegas tour.
Slip it in her midnight pocket.
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