Mojo Soupian

A Mojo Soupian is someone that lives and breaths by the Mojility of Mojo Soup and it's intergalactic creators.

The Mojo Soupians new website had the town frothing over it's new 5 star images.

A Mojo Massage

A Mojo Massage is used to describe the massage technique that fuses a normal massage with an Erotic massage and Sensual massage. Whilst many people believe that the erotic massage and sensual massages are one and the same. They are in fact two totally different and the bringing of the two together gives a Mojo Massage which can tantalise all areas of your body.

The MOJO massage is subtle combination of 3 massages designed to take you from a position of being stressed before you start to one of complete relaxation at the end.
When interview she commented that one of the most important aspects of the MOJO massage was the products that are used during the massage as the effect of the massage needs the combination of waxes and oils.
The first part of the MOJO massage is a relaxing massage using Massage waxes to give a deeper and more relaxing massage Once the body is relaxed and more receptive to sensory stimulation the relaxation massage changes to a more sensual body to body massage using oils which aid sensitivity and heighten the experience, increasing the blood pressure and heart rate slightly and quickening breathing.
Once the body is totally aroused the sensual body to body massage becomes transformed into a slow lingam massage taken to the ultimate conclusion.
The massage is then finished off with an invigorating hot shower to remove all the oils. The MOJO massage takes one hour and what a great feeling it is complete satisfaction

"I am going to have a mojo massage tonight"

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mojo

what Aslan stole from Debba Kes and gave to random bloke ont Clapham omnibus

here you go strange man, I have stolen the mojo from Debba Kes and offer it to you on a plate with bells on

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Mojo Risin'

An anagram for Jim Morrison; also an alias for his reincarnations whose names are Ana and John.

Mojo Risin' lives in Florida and Portugal now.

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Pose Mojo

a term used to describe the re-emergence of one's inner poser and the sudden urge to take multiple photos of one's self, in as many poses as humanly possible, as a reaction to this.

"I just got my Pose Mojo back after a bit of a photographic dryspell"

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blue's mojo

A sex act whereby you prolong ejaculation for as long as possible. Then, when you can hold it no more, you ejaculate on your partner's stomach and draw, with the copious amounts of semen, a mojo jojo, the villain from the Powerpuff Girls.

Him1: So my gf and I haven't had sex in a week.
Him2: That sucks, how about you give her a blue's Mojo
Him1: Yeah, I have enough supply to.

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mojo drug

Mojo drug - A drug that causes you to act out, such as twitching, jerking, etc.

Oh lawd, he’s on that mojo drug !!!

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