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A lanky white boy who tends to enjoy doing the cotsy bop
See him ya? He’s some E Dog Murph I tell yah!
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The Law that states Murph is the baddest middle aged baller in the land. No one hunts down tackles like Murph. No one posts to the ‘gram and Twitter like Murph. No one honks it louder than Murph. It’s Murph’s world, we just live here.
He be ballin, yo. Damn straight, it’s Murph. You kno he be ballin, been dat way since the eighth grade. It’s Murphs Law, he got the drip too.
To sneak a shot at the bar while your significant other is in the bathroom
When my wife went to pee, I Murphed a shot with the bartender.
To get slapped bitch slapped when you forget something
“What’s the name of the app again”
“I’m gonna fuckin Murph you”
**~Murph~**
When your non-thong underwear gets in your buttcrack by itself. Like a wedgie except nobody gives it to you, it just happens.
A - "Why are you picking your butt in public?"
B - "I have a murph!"