A vagina that is particularly dry and flakey
"No, she wasn't great, I went down to sample some vertical sandwich and I ended up face-to-face with a cunt pasty"
The result of an overheated Pastie which spills the contents out looks not dissimilar to that of a unfortunate woman's vagina
Yeah i pulled her pants down and she had a minge like a burst pastie
Pasty Cakes: A term I use to describe someone who is very white, or albino.
Hey Pasty Cakes!
You're a Pasty Cake.
a person who would be considered to be hotter than a sex muffin.
"Wow, check out that shag pasty! I'd totally have a crack on that!"
Another word for human or animal defecation - shit.
"Your mate Pete's left another dirt pasty in the oven"
"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"
(noun): asking for a drink when your high as shit.
Ex; hey man i need a pasty swig.