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disgruntled, upset, and generally pissed off
When I had to miss Angie's New Year's Eve party 'cuz I had to work a double-shift, I was one salty heifer all night!
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anything negative. Mostly used as an adjective to describe something negative.
BV: yo we had to cancel the big show for tomorrow.
dj OverDose: Damn man... shit is salty.
BV: werd homie.. im mad salted right now.
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A person that is a sea creeper or pirate wannabe. They have weird grey salty wiskers and beard and usually wears big rain coats in the color of yellow, dark brown,navy, grey, or green. Salties need to eat seafood and go out to sea or saltwater at least everyweek. Usually you can find salties hanging around sea ports being creepers or out on their little fishing row boat. A salty is like the sea version of a carny and its best to avoid them as much as possible. Beware the salties.
Girl: Theres a salty! Run!
Salty: Uhh ih need to gut back to my rowboat, neeed lobster need saltwater
Girl: Eww look at his weird salty whiskers omg good hes going back to the ocean
Girl2: Such a pirate wannabe
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When u look dumb, or feel embarrassed. Basicly another term for "Neck" with out actually having too touch da person
Wow he just fell in da mall. Now i know hes feeln mad Salty
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An hot older woman, usually between the ages of 35 and 50. Can be used as an adjective or a noun. "Salty" veteran, or simply a "salty."
Dude 1: "You want to hook up with some older bitches tonight?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I want to fuck a salty."
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feeling dumb or stupid after something happens.
see also crunchy.
he tried to throw the ball at his head, but it bounced and ended up hitting him. he musta felt salty.
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Expression used to give kudos to a well-delivered insult, putdown, or demeaning act.
Expression used when feeling pleasure in seeing someone in extreme pain or anguish.
Son: Dad is such a dick.
Mom: That dick made you.
Joe: SALTY!
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