Fiber-seeking Backhoe

It's an evil machine hell bent on finding your internet and removing it

A fiber seeking backhoe refers to a backhoe that takes down communication services. Fiber cuts commonly cause Internet outages, usually caused by someone using a backhoe cutting an underground fiber cable.

OMGBBQ, the fiber-seeking backhoe took down my Internets!

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Strip Hide and Seek

The beautiful combination of childhood nostalgia and nudity.

Minimum of two players. Seeker looks for one or more seekees. Seekee gives up article upon being found. Any seekees who remain hidden after 6 minutes may keep clothing. Switch places and repeat until someone's naked.

Dude, I played Strip Hide and Seek when I was at Mary's last week. It was awesome.

Nice dude. Must've made you feel like a little kid again.

Pretty much. And people got naked. So it was exactly like being a little kid again.

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if you seek amy

1. A really catchy song.

2. Fuck me. (say it out loud)
If = F
You = U
See = C
K A = K
My = Me

Most people thing that it's like this-

If = F
You = U
See = C
K = K
Amy = Me

But it isn't. So for people that thought it was like that, the song probably sounds a lot better now.

1. Oh Baby Baby, If You Seek Amy Tonight. Oh Baby Baby, We'll Do Whatever You Like.
2. (this one doesn't really need an example. -.-")

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Attention Seeking Bitch

My ex friend, Jessica. Who was controlling and possessive in every way and would do anything for a hint of attention.

"Yes, I did just call yo ass out, Jessica. Come fight me with them bitch ass noodle arms. Attention Seeking Bitch"

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If You Seek Amy

Y'all know where it came from. If not, it's Britney Spears' song "If You Seek Amy".

If -F
You-U
See-C
See"k" & "A"my- K
Amy-Me

Just keep on pronouncing it and you'll notice it.
Yep, realized it just now. I idolize her for that. Just a coincidence? maybe?

Codename for F.U.C.K. M.E.

*party*

Hey!Enjoying the party?
Not really..
Wanna go and "If You Seek Amy"?

missile-seeking heat

A horny woman. The opposite of a heat-seeking missile: a horny man.

julie is hanging all over that guy. she is a missile-seeking heat tonight!

calorie seeking missile

A fat person who is draw to calories in the same way that a heat seeking missile is drawn to heat.

When that fat guy saw that cake he turned into a calorie seeking missile