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Also known as "Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer" trees (or ornamental pear trees). They smell like jizz, especially when in bloom. People plant them all the time around the Bay Area. Yay. Let's make the whole neighborhood smell like used sex rags. Nice one.
"Oh, great. The google parking lot is encircled with semen trees".
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Another name for Bradford Pear trees, namely because of the aroma they emit during the summer. For some reason they produce the exact smell one would find at a gay orgy: hot, raw jizz. The smell can be so strong that one can smell it for miles at a time while driving with the windows down permitting discomfort and nausea.
I can't stand going outside because all I can smell are those cursed semen saplings!
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The cum loads a wife acquires while her husband is out of town on business or any extended length of time.
Baby, I wasn't really cheating on you, I was simply taking semen supplements because you were out of town for so long and you didn't leave any for me in a bowl like you promised you would.
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A Semen Wizard is a male who has a powerful and sexual social dominance on the internet. The equivalence of an Alpha Male for the internet where physical appearance is not visible.
Semen Wizards are found on sites such as Twitch where an anonymous chatter can seduce a female streamer and use his internet wisdom to profoundly interact with her, unlike others who yearn for their attention.
Females can also be Semen Wizards if they are female streamers who can gain a large number of males to become obsessed with them sexually. They are known by this term because unknowingly, many males are masturbating to them and on sites such as Twitch, they do not need to perform sexual acts to induce this behaviour.
Semen Wizard is a term coined by the Skitz Npcs (an Australian metal musical group) in their song of the same name.
"That streamer was a semen wizard, the entire chat was asking to fuck her."
"Wow, that guy in the chat is a semen wizard, why is she so obsessed with talking to him? I think they might fuck."
When two men are erect and play swords with their penises then cum on each other.
The male strip club had a lot of semen strikers ready for use
A slut who is insatiable in regards to her load count.
Hey bro, your wife is a real semen hoarder.
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a person who enjoys a nice warm cup of semen soup. they slurp it all down
wow dat hoe a semen slurper fo sho.
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