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Another way to describe the act of having phone sex through "text" messages.
I still can't believe the incredible "phone sext" I had with my new friend the other night.
Our text messaging "phone sext" was better than being together in person.
It is a form of sexting where the prefered moaning sound is Waluigi's "WAH" instead of something like "YEAH" .
Can be implemented in real life if that's your kink .
Waluigi sexting in action
Her : "WAH, WAH BABY, HARDER!"
*at climax* : "WAH, WAH, WAH WALUIGI! "
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When you send someone a naked picture of themselves that they don't know you took. Especially useful as a pick-up technique.
"Dude, Anna just sent me a ninja sext!!"
"What do you mean?"
"She just sent me a picture of MY penis, but I've never been naked in front of her? WTF??"
"True ninja broseph. She's a ninja sext master."
A text / picture message that contains extremely suggestive and/or sexually explicit content - intended for a specific individual recipient...but accidentally sent to an unintended recipient on your cell phone "contacts" list.
Text Message (Intended for Jane): "I want to slowly undress you and lick your body"
Return mis-sext Message (Received from John): "I love you as a friend, but I think I'm going to pass on that touch football game with you next week!"
the act of sending a dirty picture message of ones self to their special someone. this picture does not contain nudity while at the same time not leaving much to the imagination...
dude: hey babe, let me get some picks.
chick: i only practice safe sext. is that okay?
dude: no, no its not...
Sexting a random number. Beware of sext raping minors, in case of this abort at once claiming you have the wrong number and say you're sorry. Have some shame.
To Sext Rape:
Me: "I rub my hands down your thighs, slowly caressing you, then slipping my dick inside you until you slowly moan my name."
Them: "DUDE. I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS. BUT I FEEL FUCKING VIOLATED. PLEASE STOP."
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A husband that was divorced because they got caught sexting another person.
My sext-husband keeps trying to text me but doesn't realize that's why I divorced him.
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