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a very cold pussy that tastes of pina colada
"fo sho, im gunna call her up- she be a slush cunt"
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when you shit and accidentally piss at the same time.
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A person who is so lonely due to no bitches they become gay
"Hey, did you hear that John got Negative Slush'd?" "Bro, I never expected him to become gay"
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pants to wear when playing in mud or rain. You can wear them when in mud and rain because they are water proof. It is their purpous and what they should be used for.
person 1: HEY! Lets go play in the mud!!
person 2: OKAY!! dont forget your slush pants!
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The art of convincing bums, children or the elderly to move towards the curb/puddle/slush where they are summarily drenched by your passing car.
Steve: Hey Bob, do you want to go Bum Slushing tonight? The weatherman is calling for snowpocalypse!
Bob: How does that work again?
Steve: First we hit the bank and get a few rolls of pennies, then we make a pass down State and Madison throwing pennies all over the place, circle around....
Bob: Steve, you are going to hell.
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Refers to the "reserve" of half-melted snow that Calvin keeps handy for making into sloppy "cannon balls" to lob at Susie anytime he catches sight of her during the winter months.
Susie feels confident about venturing outside only after the snow has disappeared in the Spring, when she can be sure that Calvin's slush fund will be completely melted.
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When one has a really wet flatulence which leaves a slushy brown substance in ones undergarment.
Man you should change your boxers there is fart slush dripping down your leg!
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