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When a person is about to sneeze, instead of covering their face with their hands, they wrap their arms around their head. Thus sneezing into the inside of the elbows. A creative to not germ up your hands, but very over exagerated.
Person 1: Feel how soft my arms are? *sneeze hug*
Person 2: No thanks!
n. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The substance that is projected from one's mouth while coughing or sneezing.
v. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The act of projecting mucus-like substance from one's mouth onto someone else while sneezing or coughing.
n. "Dude, where did that sneeze-jizz come from?"
v. "Woah! You totally sneeze-jizzed on me!"
Euphemism for ejaculation.
Man 1: My dong sneezed in her face last night.
Man 2: Nice
A baby born of a heterosexual encounter, when a man is about to pull out of the woman. But the woman sneezes causing her vagina to contract, entrapping the penis, stopping the pull out process from occurring. This then causes the woman to conceive a sneeze baby.
Sorry son, you’re a sneeze baby.
It's a common misconception that a Dracula Sneeze is the act of sneezing into your elbow pit, but this is not the case. A Dracula Sneeze is when a vampire sneezes, accidentally turning them into a bat.
Your friends probably have already caught on, before seeing this being that you don't show any skin in the sunlight due to burning, (which is why we only hangout with NonVamps (NVs) A.K.A. BloodBanks at night, and make up excuses like saying we're working when they ask to chill during the day.),
This is assuming that you aren't a darker-skinned female (or any skin tone, if done properly, and if you don't speak and are a shorter/slimmer male, the disguise can work as well.) that pretends to be a muslim and covers every inch of skin in fabric, known as Musliars, except it has no prevention from Dracula Sneezes. Not many fellow vampires are aware of this method due to the demographic that uses/invented it having a considerably small population in our community.
Unlike popular media portrays, transforming into a bat and back isn't something that's easily done on command, comparable to the difficulty of orgasming on command, which is also a way to turn, called a Draculasm Which is even harder to do to turn back, since the only practical way is to mate with another bat, vampire or not, and Draculasm. However, only another vampire can impregnate a female vamp.
Malicus: "Where's Eliza? It's time I tell her she's been my crush for 200 years"
Joe:"A month ago I saw her Dracula Sneeze in front of our NV group and fly off"
M:"Is she's okay?"
J: "She flew into a flight of bats so she's safe from preds"
M: "Well thank hell she's alright"
J:"I know ri-wait that's her!"
*Eliza walks in, derobing her musliar*
J:"Thank Hell you survived what happened? And Malicus has something to tell you after"
M:"Eliza you're okay!"
E: "I am! After I turned I grouped with bats led by a Fox Bat. I did what I had to with them except I didn't Draculasm which is what took so long.
J:"The?"
E:I didn't know he was a Vamp. I should've when he told the other bats to join in. He said it would help. It didn't even when they were vamps. I never thought my first would be with bats"
J:"How did you turn back?"
E:"I flew into a dust storm and kept sneezing. I didn't know if I'd stop as a vamp or bat so i feel lucky not having to give birth as one"
J:"Where is the vamp?"
E: "They changed course as soon as they saw and flew away laughing"
J:"I'm so sorry"
E"Wild ride amirite? But the worst part was trying to stay out of the sun"
M: *mumbling*
"ThisIsn'tHappeningThisIsn'tHap-"
E:"Wasn't there something you wanted to tell me? I love surprises!"
M: "Oh, I wanted to tell you that I uh had a, I"
*Malicus ran into the street immediately bursting into flaming guts, it being the middle of the day in the summer*
J: "All due to a measly Dracula Sneeze"
Results: the walk of shame
After Jared’s evening of taco tuesday the aroma of ground pepper brought along a sneeze that had an extra surprise that resulted in a brown sneeze
a sneeze that occurs while eating, resulting in a forceful expulsion of both snot and food particles, to the horror of the sneezer and everyone else present
Look out, I think Billy's about to have an epic sneeze!
Aahhchoopbthhhh!
Gross, Billy, gross! Now I have your taco salad in my soup!