Butt Stain

Under wear marks from wet farts, unsuccessful wiping, not caring what yer momma sees...

He's a butt stain.......

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youngbul stain

(A word that originated in Philadelphia) A stain on one's shirt or article of clothing (either dirt, juice, or sauce etc.), that is usually affiliated with someone sloppy because it reminds the people who see it of children who get stains on their clothes at a young age.

(Gian spills juice on his shirt)
Saeed: Damn yo Gian got a youngbul stain!
(Gian is embarrased and lowers his head in shame)

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Vain Stain

Fake Tan or the orange shit that self-obsessed insecure women smear all over themselves to try to make themselves more attractive to men. The irony is that pretty much all men hate it and think it makes women look like fucking idiots.

No matter how much Vain Stain that geebag smears all over herself, she still can’t hide from the fact that she’s a self-obsessed ugly bitch.

If she puts on any more VainStain she’ll turn into a fucking UmpaLumpa!

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waste of stain

The definition for any individual who's sum-total life existence cannot even offset the nasty, sheet-stained consequence of the three-minute, 'spice' fueled, crack-ho mounted, comdomless stank-fuck that conceived them.

School shooter=waste of stain. Same for snatch-chat, FB and Twitter addicts...and whatever shitty program that comes next,; robbing youth of their rightful social voice and future achievement potential.

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party stain

a semen stain on the front of your boxers or jeans if going commando

aw, man i wished i had wore undies, now i got a party stain on my jeans. hope my girlfriend doesn't notice

stain on the sheet

a term used to give reference to a pre-birth era before your father's sperm impregnated your mother it was a dribble on the bedsheets.

"Back then you were just a stain on the sheets!"

Emergency Stain

The result of a man's Post-Masturbatory Reflection Period being cut brutally short (by the arrival of other people to the scene). Usually a parent returning home from work. With an extremely limited timeframe the male often has to forsake the ritual wipe up and throw his clothes back on, regardless of the huge blob of semen on his midsection - leaving a great big emergency stain on his clothes.

Probably occurs in females too, I'd feel to weird to ask them.

1.
Guy ~ "Woah, mum's home. Sorry pants, but this calls for an emergency stain"

Mum ~ "Why is there a naked lady on the computer?"

2.

Me ~ "I genuinely assume this happens to everybody"

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