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Support Clown

Those unreachable and not understandable people your company hires to perform mission critical systems supoort in a location so far away it would take a hot air baloon and 40 days to get there.

I called tech support three times today and kept getting the same support clown. Every time I did what he asked I could swear I heard a horn honking and wind whistle.

by ilookmarvlus February 7, 2012

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supportive like

The act of clicking the like button on someone's new profile picture or status because they're your girlfriend/boyfriend/best mate and you're obliged to, or more commonly because you know the person's post will just be ignored otherwise and you feel kind of sorry for them.

See also: supportive birthday greetings

"Poor ol' Dexter, that's a pretty decent profile picture everyone's going to ignore..."

"Just give it a supportive like and keep on scrolling."

by roobunofsomerset April 17, 2014

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Trump supporter

people with IQ below room temperature that supports a person, who got rejected by the world, aka trump.

why are you such a trump supporter

by can't-touch-thisv1.00 January 18, 2021

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oral support

Giving yo man a BJ when he's had a bad day.

Hey brown suga, I's had a bad day. Hows bout some oral support?

by Dr. L1 December 21, 2010

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tech support

n. elaborate or deceptive underwiring in intimate garments.

Don't be fooled. Those girls in I.T. are getting a lot of help from tech support.

It can be hard to navigate in a wireless mode when you're used to a lot of tech support.

by gnostic1 September 19, 2010

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geosocial support

Geosocial support is the perception and actuality that one is cared for in all areas of the world, has assistance available from other people regardless of location, and that one is part of a supportive social network which has a global reach. These supportive resources can be emotional (e.g., caring), tangible (e.g., financial assistance), informational (e.g., advice, technical support), or companionship (e.g., sense of belonging). Like Social support, Geosocial support can be measured as the perception that one has assistance available from any location on earth, the actual received assistance (non dependent on location), or the degree to which a person is integrated in a geosocial network with a shared location. Geosocial support can come from many sources, such as family, friends, associates, colleagues, organizations, coworkers, etc. Geosocial support is cross cultural and transcends language barriers

Land surveyors in history had a difficult time finding answers to their problems in the field, until one day land surveyors united in the name of Geosocial Support and now they can solve problems with the collaborative social support of their associates around the world, without worrying about language barriers.

by whalewail July 13, 2012

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Glory Supporter

Some one who follows a sporting team only because the team are doing well in the tournament and are top of the league table,Or some one who follows a team because their boyfriend or girlfriend follows that team

"I support Manchester united"

Why do you support Manchester united?

"Because they win all the time and are top of the table"

You then sir are what I would call a glory supporter

by Harry69 May 2, 2011

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