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Someone who steals kid's baseball bats. Usually after a game or practice.
I'm tired of Timmy's dad, Melvin. Dude is a total bat burglar.
One who enters another anus without permission from the owner and removes colon fudge
Rick the masked fudge burglar entered into 5 anal cavities last night and took quite a load of colon fudge
One that sneaks into bathrooms and harvests an unflushed piece of human feces for later consumption.
Your uncle can’t pick you up from school he isn’t allowed within 100 feet of the school because he’s a turd burglar.
Its an ol done more that is kind of like the story of Jack frost except its A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
A person you do not particularly like who you have a suspicion burgles turds
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Dude ur a turd burglar
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A non-participant who enters a race course, despite a race in progress.
Bob is such a trail burglar. He decided to session the new jump line right in the middle of the beginner's race.
A person who takes more air than they are worth.
Step up and do your job!! Do not be an air burglar!!