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Food Card

A card given to low income people (usually single baby mommas) from the D.E.S. which can only be used for food purchases and excludes alcohol.
The food card also automatically refills every month usually between the first and fifteenth.

Yo I was chillin with your baby momma and she hooked a nigga up wit mad groceries by using her food card.

by Ricky Gizzle My Nizzle August 18, 2008

19πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


white card

when u buy a cheap credit card that is completely white and has a lot of money in it

buyer: yo u got the white card
dealer: yeah 200$
buyer:how much is in there
dealer: $13,560

by urmompsy July 19, 2022


suicide card

when someone threatens to commit suicide if something doesn't go their way

usually used by pussy ass kids who can't deal with reality

billy: hey allie, im breaking up with you
allie: NO DONT DO THAT IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

the suicide card

by latinojodido July 1, 2017


felony card

A felony card is shown by a soccer referee to a soccer player who has broken the rules. A yellow felony card is used to caution a player. A red felony card is given when a major felony is committed, or when a player has accumulated two yellow felony cards.

Thanks buddy for the real nice soccer. Don't want no felony cards. Just kick that soccer ball.

by antix June 12, 2014


card cover

A card cover is another word for condom

β€œHey girl you gotta any card covers for tonight” β€œYes honey always be careful of what you put in the pot”

by SnoopDogJoe September 11, 2019


House of Cards

A Netflix original series starring Kevin Spacey as a ruthless politician who always gets what he wants. He rises through the political ranks by deceiving and jacking people over at all times. He will do whatever is necessary to hold office and that maybe include murder and even using his magic cock to influence the correct people. A must see television series for people who enjoy scandalous politicians who are corrupt as hell.

Person 1: Hey, have you watched House of Cards?
Person 2: Yeah dude, that show is awesome, especially when he grudge fucked Zoey Barnes.

by Mr.winky February 3, 2017

42πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Credit Carding

When one takes their hand and wipes it up and down one's butt crack.

"That man just passed me and credit carded me!"
"Those people are credit carding each other."

by Laughingjellycloud April 17, 2015

34πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž