Thirst Cream

1 : The Art Of Getting Money In A Timely Fashion.
2 : To Have A Strong Desire For Things Of Value.

"Shakles on my ankles and wrist my first chains and now it's work on the menu I thirst cream" - Meek Mill
"I represent the lifestyle of those who thirst cream" - Jay Z
"Before I played the broke game I worked schemes and I ain't trying to play that broke game, I thirst cream." - Beanie Sigel

Cream Cheesus

A sexual act, the first historical record done by Pilgrims on the Mayflower. Considered by some to be the "Holy Grail" of cumshots if done correctly; a man has sex with a woman doggystyle. Right before the man is about to ejactulate, he pulls out and spreads his load (like cream cheese) in the form of a holy cross on the back of the woman, thus consummating the ritual. The Cream Cheesus is also known "Blessing the Vessel" to Roman Catholic priests. It is well known in parts of the southern U.S. for both male and female practitioners to yell "Hallelujah!" as the the semen is produced on the woman's posterior.

Bob: "Shirley was just praying for a Cream Cheesus last night, so I made sure to Bless that Vessel!"

Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"

Peaches and cream

NJ said he means it as 'very pretty and soft skin'. So, don't get it wrong next time. smh

RM: Seokjina, peaches and cream, you're sweeter than sweet.
SJ: Stop with your lame pick up line, Joonie.

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Screaming creaming

A loud orgasm

Paul's screaming creaming was heard next door.

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Goat creaming

Having sexual intercourse with a goat, having an immense amount of pleasure from man on goat action.

Goat creaming- "I got creamed by a goat"
"Time to cream some goats"

Cream sock

The sock you use to clean up your ejaculate fluid.

austin has a cream sock under his bed to clean up the big mess he makes after watching titanic.

anal cream

A cream like substance that normally comes in a tube however, it also does sometimes come inside a small plastic container. This cream is meant to be applied to your anus with one finger that has a plastic wrap on it or a glove. It is important to not spread germs so it is recommended that you wash your hands before applying the cream. Even though anal cream can have many uses, some of them are to relieve anal discomfort and to stop itching.

"Hey, Mom?"
"Yea, Sam? What do you need?"
"When you go to the store can you see if there's any anal cream? Lately it's been kind of uncomfortable and a little bit itchy down there."