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You don’t know if it is a vagina caterpillar until it turns into butterfly
When a person sticks ones finger into an ungroomed anal cavity resulting in a digit that resembles in an adolescent caterpillar
I was intoxicated and stumble upon a homeless guys butthole and in result i came home with caterpillar finger.
A Chirldren's book writen and published by Eric Carle in 1969 (Nice😏)
Me: Dad what is The Very Hungry Caterpillar?
My (Nonexistent) Dad: One of the greatest book of my time.
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When you do your hair and wear a chain like you're in Miami Vice, drive a jacked up truck and shit talk everybody.
Hey you on the step-stool, you're a total Miami Caterpillar.
The fattest, widest, roundest line of cocaine you could possibly do in one swift motion.
Arie couldn’t see straight after completing that fat white caterpillar rail off the porcelain sink in the men’s bathroom at that shitty dive bar in Jamaica.
The dick pic version of getting catfished. When someone's dick doesn't end up being as big as their dick pic.
AP: So how did it end up?
Julia: Well I got fucking caterpillared again
AP: What do you mean?
Julia: His dick was way smaller than the pics he sent me, ughhh
When a girl is sucking a long hairy penis and her breath smells like hot dick cheese
Jeff: Man have you talked to Shelby today?
Toby: No, why?
Jeff: Dude, she had mad Caterpillar Dragon’s Breath.