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Exceptional heads of state which have come to leadership after a long and successful political career
“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault.” Toddler in Chief
“Windmills are the greatest threat in the US to both bald and golden eagles. Media claims fictional ‘global warming’ is worse.” Toddler in Chief
A demon that feasts on your happiness and constatly begs for attention and shits in diapers
Guy 1: Y'know why i hate Toddlers?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: They don't pay taxes.
A person with no sexual experience;
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners
I don't want to sleep with Mark, because he is a toddler in bed.
these toddlers are really scary especially when they sense weakness in you. Trust me, they are not as innocent as they look like.
A child around the age of 2-4 y/o that will probably ask you if you have games on your phone!We also love toddler,they are little humans!Some people find them cute,others find them annoying but I personally think that they arent that bad and I love toddlers!
a little shit that likes to drink bleach
(suicidal shit stains)
"That toddler just ate a whole bunch of pillow stuffing!!"
Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with cartoon characters.
Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL SpongeBoB airbrushed t-shirt is cool.