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The act of filling a condom with vomit then putting it on and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse halfway through you poke a hole in it so all the vomit goes in the receivers asshole
Brad "dude I gave Jenny a Ukrainian sewage tube last night"
John "I don't believe you"
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When in a public men's room that is full and somebody turns off the lights and they start swinging and punching.
Man, I got caught in a Ukrainian men's room at the gas station around the corner.
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Joe: What is the meaning of life and the universe we live in?
John: Ukrainian girls are da best.
Joe: Based.
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Giving a member of an invading military force sunflower seeds so when they die in your country, they’ll plant flowers.
“Bro did you hear about that bad ass grandma in Ukraine?” The one the gave that Russian solder a Ukrainian Thank You Card? Yeah man she’s bad ass”
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An anus perfectly bleached, naturally, by the sun's rays. Typically achieved by exposure of said anus on the beach.
Wow. Did you see her ringpiece? That's what you call a sweet sweet Ukrainian Anus.
when you’re outside and it starts down pouring and you instantly get soaked
bro they’re drenched i bet they got a Ukrainian shower
1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.