Uncle Ruckus

Hilarious character from The Boondocks who is quite possibly the darkest character on the show, yet he ironically hates his own race and honors the white man.

No relation.

Uncle Ruckus is quite possibly the dumbest and most ignorant person you could ever meet, but I'll be goddamned if he doesn't put a smile on his face.

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Uncle Fucker

A fuck-ass fuckin' funny song that was sung by Terrence and Phillip in the movie Terrence and Phillip Asses of Fire that was shown in the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

Terrence: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your a cock-sucking ass-licking
uncle fucker
Your an uncle fucker yes its true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn You just fuck your uncle all day long

(farting sounds)

Mountie: What's going on here

(Farting sounds)

People in background: Uncle fucker x5

Terrence and Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker

Terrence: Your an uncle fucker i must say

Phillip: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday

Terrence and Phillip: AAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Uncle fuuuuucker
That's u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle Fuckerrrrrr!!!!!!

Phillip: Suck my balls

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rich uncle

noun: The brother of your mother or father that has a lot of money but no kids. Usually a cool bachelor, drives an old muscle car or an expensive new car. May be quirky or strange but always loves to shower his nieces and nephews with gifts.

Last year my rich uncle Tim added a Corvette along side his 1964 Jaguar E-Type coupe in East Hampton. And the best part is he lets me drive the 'vette with the valet key he gave me!

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Uncle tommy

A gay uncle.

Whoa dude what were you doing playing after school with my uncle Tommy?

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Uncle Brodad

A man who is your Uncle, Brother, and father at the same time (a whole lotta incest)

I'm going to Arkansas to visit my Uncle Brodad

Uncle Joey

A common nickname for the comedian Joey Diaz. He often refers to himself by this name when telling stories from his past where he is a father/mentor figure.

Uncle Joey gave me my first line of coke at 13 and then let a hooker take my virginity.

Uncle Sal

A family member who is dirty and rude. He cant be left alone with teenage girls in a room. But you still invite him to a family get together, just to be nice.

Dont leave uncle sal alone with the girls.

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