rich uncle

noun: The brother of your mother or father that has a lot of money but no kids. Usually a cool bachelor, drives an old muscle car or an expensive new car. May be quirky or strange but always loves to shower his nieces and nephews with gifts.

Last year my rich uncle Tim added a Corvette along side his 1964 Jaguar E-Type coupe in East Hampton. And the best part is he lets me drive the 'vette with the valet key he gave me!

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Uncle Joey

A common nickname for the comedian Joey Diaz. He often refers to himself by this name when telling stories from his past where he is a father/mentor figure.

Uncle Joey gave me my first line of coke at 13 and then let a hooker take my virginity.

Uncle tommy

A gay uncle.

Whoa dude what were you doing playing after school with my uncle Tommy?

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Uncle Brodad

A man who is your Uncle, Brother, and father at the same time (a whole lotta incest)

I'm going to Arkansas to visit my Uncle Brodad

Uncle Sal

A family member who is dirty and rude. He cant be left alone with teenage girls in a room. But you still invite him to a family get together, just to be nice.

Dont leave uncle sal alone with the girls.

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Uncle Tickles

A person who could potentially be a child rapist.
Someone who enjoys the company of children a little too much.
Inspired by the clown named Uncle Tickles.

Check out Uncle Tickles with that group of kids over there. Try not to get molested by him.

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Uncle Asshole

A relative or other pseudo-family member, not necessarily limited to uncles, who can always be counted on to say inappropriate things, express unpopular opinions, or otherwise make everyone uncomfortable at family gatherings.

"Dude, who is that guy!?" "Don't mind him, he's just my Uncle Asshole."

"You think you're Uncle Asshole is bad? MINE voted for Santorum!"

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