Veggie Wedgie

The act of giving a vegetarian or a vegan a wedgie.

-Beef?

-No thanks, I'm a a vegetarian.

-Did you say vegetarian?

-Yes...

-VEGGIE WEDGIE!!!!!!

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Veggie wedgie

The act of stuffing supermarket produce up one's ass.

"Honey, I'm stopping at the Farmer's Market on the way home. I'm in the mood for a veggie wedgie!"

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the veggie omelet

standard omelet but pick your nose and stick it in her ear as well.

The bitch I fucked was vegetarian, so I gave her the veggie omelet.

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eye veggie

the opposite of eye candy

someone who is good for you but isn't always pleasing in appearance

guy: Look there's my girlfriend.

friend: Damn dude your girl is kinda fugly

guy: I know man but we have a good realationship. She's an eye veggie

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veggie medley

two vegetarian dope boys who get in a fight

... "Two dope boys don't want beef, they're just overweight vegetarians." -Tyler the Creator OFWGKTADGAF

-Ace- "Two dope boys don't want beef, they're just overweight vegetarians."
-Lil' boy- "If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?"
-Ace- "It's veggie medley bitch. WOOF!"

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veggie dogs

made from the excrements of tofu and potato juice. can be served hot or cold as no carcasses have been hurt in this process. item is usually sectioned off by itself in your local grocers. item is to be cooked with separate utensils to avoid wussy contamination in the collective.

C- bbq time
Noid - wtf is that
Tycho - veggie dogs oh yeah! followed by floping

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veggie straws

straws made from veggies

hey mom? can I have some of those veggie straws?

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