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Where kids get expelled/suspended for "hacking" the school network
Where kids like to provoke Indian gangsters, and get chased down by big guys with knives and a black Hummer
Where there are "gang fights" over smoking turf in the library
Where two teachers have been sacked due to student complaints (officially sexual harrasment)
Where there is currently a petition to readopt the sacked teacher's grading policy, because people who had 86% and above got an A. Which isn't true anymore, after the aforementioned teacher got sacked, which means you've got an angry mob of MV students with B's. Never good.
"Did you hear _____ was expelled for getting the network password?"
"No fucking way! In other schools, kids get expelled for shooting people, not attempting to cheat, like at Monta Vista"
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To stink, suck, and even cause anger to the point where you want to unleash your wrath upon that particular object/person.
(suicidal thoughts may vary)
Those shoes are windows vista yo, you got to get some new ones
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a middle school in irvine, california in south orange county. full of emos who bitch, really good instrumental musicians (we have themost in honors. i doint like it tho) and the number one thing is
A F*CK ASS ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL THAT EVERY1 HATES
I go to sierra vista, the middle school that needs to be shit on from hell.
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A middle school located in Danville, Ca full of gangster boys with saggy pants and slutty girls with their boobs hanging out of their shirts. Where girls get suspended for cat fights and trashing school property and boys get suspended for fist fights. The school is located in a beautiful area!
Person 1- Oh my god! She just trashed her locker!
Person 2- That is a Diablo Vista student for you.
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The latest Windows OS, specifically designed to make XP look better. It comes complete with an unreasonably shiny interface, compatibility issues and frequent crashing. In short, a Microsoft abortion.
Guy 1: I installed Windows Vista on my machine.
Guy 2: How cute. When are you going to get a real operating system?
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If you can't even run this with or without aero, get a new computer
Oh and user account control will save you one day
256 mb is the actual minimum if you are okay with the basic theme, 512 mb is the minimum if you want aero to work properly
LInux fanboy: hi stop using widnwos is inseccufre
Windows XP user: don't worry its xp not vista
Windows Vista user: the reason my computer works with vista is because i don't use 2002 hardware, you should have at least 256 mb of ram for vista, 512 mb if you are even hoping for vista to not crash on aero, i have only 512 mb of ram
Windows XP user: *sobs* it's true, my computer is ancient, i have 5 antiviruses, and my computer gets infected and hacked on an average of every 31 minutes
Linux fanboy: get linux it doesn't have viruses
Windows Vista user: i have only 1 antivirus and i don't need real time protection, because i kept user account control on
Linux fanboy: *ugly
Linux fanboy: i couldn't even change the theme
Windows Vista user: you are really quite the troll lol
Linux fanboy has left the chat
Windows XP user: why is my computer hacked?
Windows Vista user: and why do i have a user account control dialog out of nowhere
Windows XP user: i see a command prompt and it's deleting all files
Windows Vista user: i'll click no because i don't trust the source of the dialog
Windows XP user: my computer's rebooting
Windows XP user: so my computer is broke, the same way deleting system32 breaks it
Windows Vista user: i saved myself by clicking no on user account control
A shoddy mock-up of Apple Computer's own Os X.
'Gee golly Bob. I can't wait to get windows vista!'
'They already have that. It's called Macintosh Osx.'
'O rly?'
'Ya rly. now stfu.'
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