WAB obviously stands for weed a bit, which means that you laugh so hard you actually feel a trickle of piss come from your genital area
John tells Steve a hilarious joke
"OMG john i just wabbed"
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Any vehicle of which the manufacture's recommended occupancy limit is at least doubled by the number of people inside. Most often applies to pickup trucks or small compact cars that contain several generations of a Mexican family. Often, this is accomplished by the adult occupants sitting on each otherβs laps while the children, grandchildren and great grandchildren are forced to stand on the floor or lay on any available horizontal surface such as a seatback or dashboard. The vehicles themselves usually contain many after-market extras such as bubbled window tint, fake cell-phone antennas and bolt-on spoilers, which indicates that the vehicle's owner is more concerned with his "machismo" than actual functionality.
Guy #1: Check out the Wab Wagon that just parked at the dollar store across the street.
Guy #2: I see it. I've already counted eleven people get out and more are still inside.
Guy #1: Pretty impressive.
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A small bum-nut of Cannabis Resin, usually around a pipe's worth or maybe two small ones.
" Do you wanna hit a pipe? I've got a Nib of Wab left from last nights episode "
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To have someone put a piece of blu-tac, shaped like a penis, over where your name is written. (Usually on a rota at work or a team list or basically anywhere where there is a list of peoples names posted on a wall)
Usually someone gets wabbed for a reason, like takeing a day off work, or an enemy might wab you. Although not all wabbings are fully justified.
John: Awwwww no way man! I think I've been wabbed!!!
Mark: What?!
John: Look Man! (Points to where his name should be on the team sheet, but it is covered by a cock shaped piece of blu-tac. He peels it off to reveil his name)
Mark: Hahaha! You got wabbed!!
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A girl that doesn't give enough pussy or blowjobs to be demanding that the man does every single thing she wants or says. Basically she puts little to no effort to please her man, but wants to be attended 100%.
Man, my girl is such a wab(whack ass bitch) she doesn't even care about about my needs or what i want.
A super cringey combination of a whip and a dab
Verb: wabbing
Noun: wabber
Past tense: wabbed
Wab on these hoes!