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An old Central European man who drinks and smokes cigars on random people's porches and leaves the cans.
Rasputin: I have a problem.
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti
Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!
When a man nuts all over his partner and the partner proceeds to lifts the man and eat their ass.
“Dude me and Lucy had sex last night and she did the Himalayan Yeti, she ate my ass like a buffet!”
A pink yeti is where you stick your penis in the freezer.
*Talking about mics*
Dave"I just have a Blue Yeti"
JohnOnTheRadio "I've got a pink yeti..............thats when you put your penis in the freezer"
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a group of large females, not thick...LARGE.
Has to be at least three biggies. Can only be one skinny/regular size girl in the whole group.
Man 1: What a incredibly large gathering of big women!
Man 2: Yes, quite the YETI-FEST.
Man 1: Disgusting!
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A dick that is big and extremely hairy that it looks like a dong of an abominable snowman.
Rick's yeti cock looks like something from the Ice Age.
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This is when you freeze a turd. Then, you take the frozen, hard turd and use it as a sex toy and put it up someones butthole. Or you can use it as a crayon.
John was so disgusted by Mary that he snuck his frozen yeti in the bedroom and used it instead of his penis.
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An oversized unintelligent Olive Garden server who is employed as an operator trainee, displaying unfounded confidence and lacking the basic understanding of responsibility. The Wastewater Yeti refuses to accept her status as an entry level employee.
1. Did you hear the Wastewater Yeti? She’s about as sharp as a marble!
2. I wish the Wastewater Yeti started understanding she’s not the boss.
3. Quiet, I hear the Wastewater Yeti approaching!
5. Have you seen the Wastewater Yeti? I think she got slapped by Bigfoot’s dick!
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