poor cats
lokai bracelets
discovery of padded bras
bath and body works
converse
adidas
nike air forces
vineyard vines sweatshirts
lululemon
has an odd fascination with slime
bbw instagram accounts
slime instagram accounts
1000 followers on instagram
on every photo, even if it doesnt show their face, the comments are the following:
- "sc π"
- "cutie!"
- "slayy"
- "bff ππ"
- "so cute ππ"
- "tag?"
- "soo prettyyy ππππππ"
etc.
dates a new guy every month
daddys girl
teachers pet
in every picture they put a hand in front of their face
in every picture they do this weird pouty face smile to make their lips look bigger
master at arching their back
mirror pics with flash on snapchat
dog filter
mistaken snapchat with musical.ly and post a video of themself lip syncing on their story with the flower crown filter
suck in while taking beach pics
fruit bowls
vsco
vanilla bean frappes at starbucks
lets not forget pumpkin spice
nearly every white middle school has a middle school basic bitch
either
1. Jordan Michael Hull
2. someone who breaks up with someone for a bullshit reason
3. comes to their hometown and fucks their best friend
4. dates their best friend
5. has girlfriend at time to get a plane ticket to see them breaks up with them before she comes.
6. one reason that basic broke up with nina was to get high more
7. did i mention he fucked bekah?
8. probz has HIV now from it
9. has a weird beard
10. broke Nina's heart
Did you know basic bitch has HIV?
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August 27th is National Basic Bitch Day. August 27th globally recognizes all basic bitches for their contributions to modern society. It is a celebration of all things basic, including, but not limited to, pumpkin spice lattes, ugh boots, yoga pants, etc.
Kyle: β Why is August 27th National Basic Bitch Day?β
Chad: βBecause thatβs the first day of the year that Starbucks starts selling pumpkin spice lattes.β
Dylan: βBang Energy is so much better than pumpkin spice.β
Kyle: βNo way, man. Monster Energy is wayyy better.β
Liam.
A basic hoe that likes butthole
Liam's a basic bitch so i don't even bother.
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A group of people, usually teenage girls, from Sweden that acts similar to a fjortis. It's basically an upgraded version of fjortis. These people wear short flowy skirts and use tons of makeup daily. A weird thing they do is rub their knees together in videos such as on TikTok. SBB's like to colour their hair a silver-ish colour and use orange fake tans. They are also famous for their orreknut.
That girl is totally an SBB (Swedish basic bitch)
The last Tuesday in August is National Basic Bitch Day.
It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.
It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.
Kyle: βBro, why is the last day in August always National Basic Bitch Day?
Chad: βBecause thatβs when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.
A white girl that drinks lots of starbucks, does the peace sign, does the hips out hands on waist pose a little too much.
Harry Styles is a basic white bitch.
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