A safe word when things in the workplace get uncomfortable.
While peeling an orange the juice sprays in your boss.
Boss:(Laughing) You squirted on me! Get it! She squirted in me!
You: Stickle britches.
When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited
that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches
A pair of pants that are naturally saggy and fall to the ankles when the person wearing them begins to move in any way.
That boy over yonder needs to pull up his mall-walking britches.
A non-vulgar way of saying son of a bitch. When used in spoken English, it sounds like you're saying "sons-a-bitches!"
Wife: Honey, I forgot to pay the water bill again.
Husband: Sunday Britches, woman! Now they gonna go and cut off the water..... again!"