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When a man doesn't completely shave all of his pubic region and leaves a hairy area above the penis.
"Guys at the gym laughed at my labia bumpers, but I told them the ladies love it."
1. Someone who is clumsy.
2. Someone who bumps around the place.
3. Someone who emits a loud noise when they bang into objects/people/animals/poles.
4. Someone who.. cluds...
" that girl is such a bumper clud"
" stop being such a bumper clud"
" no one likes a bumper clud"
When you are racing in the house like you have a tampon in the wrong hole and eyes wide open like the first time you had anal... cause saying "I'm crowning" is the nice version of what is going on at your back door.
Dammit, outta my way (waddling to the bathroom), I have a dirty bumper!
When a vehicle behind you is so close to your bumper that it could hump it!
That person behind me is bumper humping me.
when the amount of people slow dancing is larger than the space provided and couples run into each other repeatedly.
"Someone stepped on the back of my feet 5 times in that bumper waltz."
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slang for "umbrella" as used by Philadelphia's WPVI TV 6 weatherman Dave Roberts.
I've got the bumper shoot handy in case of sudden showers.
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Expression of one's opinion regarding political standing, religious conviction, moral belief, or sense of humor through one's vehicle.
He had many pro gun bumper stickers on the back of his car. I wonder if he's ever met Charlton Heston?
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