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A person, usually a woman, who is excessively passive aggressive and controlling. A bit of a downer. Similar to kill joy.
What do you think of Roy's new girlfriend?
Pretty but a bit of a joy clamp.
Coming out for a drink?
No, I've been joy clamped.
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A wenis clamp is when someone comes up behind you and doesn't let go. Sometimes they break their teeth trying to keep ahold of it.
Refer to: mouth.
Hey Erin, do you know your wenis clamp is still on?
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(adj). To become seriously hammered to the point where you've already blacked out and are on auto-pilot.
Dude 1) Aye, what up? You're not looking so good.
Dude 2) Awwww phhhuck off, bitch. I gotta get glued and clamped just ta look at ya ugly ass. Get me anatha beer and shut da fuck up.
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When your about to eat out your girl friend in her sleep for her pleasure and she decided to become a Venus fly trap.
My girls was waking up and she decided to choke me with her knees and I got pussy clamped.
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The act ladies perform when they bend over slightly and pull at the back of their too-short shirt. This is done in a vain attempt at modesty about their tramp stamp, and becomes an unconscious move.
Look at that girl doing the tramp clamp when she sits down.
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When you make the shocker(two in the pink, one in the stink)and use the thumb as a "free rover" to stimulate other areas of the woman's sensual areas. If executed properly, the hand will form a "C" shape, hence the "C-Clamp".
The shocker is nice but the C-Clamp is better. I gave the old lady one last night and she vibrated worse than a Furby on crack!
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Noun. Used when describing a frigid woman.
"I swear that Claire had a minge clamp on or something, she just woundn't open her legs"
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