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A vagina that hangs low and has an eerie smell.
Sarah:Mandee has a cobbler cunt
Katie:OOH GURL! That shit smells!
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A woman's vaginal area that is shaped like a rectangle. Sometimes it happens to little grls that are in 9th grade but look like 5th graders.
"Chayce's pussy is such a cobbler tot."
"Cheatham pull up your pants and stop showin ur cobbler tot."
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When you are boning a girl from behind, you pull out a frying pan and slam it down on the back of her head, like Peach does in Super Smash Bros. Can also be done with an Umbrella or any of her other weapons.
-"Dude, I gave my girl The Peach Cobbler last night!"
--"Sweet man, now you can skull fuck the back of her head!"
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When going down on a person who is wearing blueberry edible underwear, and they fart. The stinky fart gets trapped in the underwear and released when the ass section gets eaten. Causing the flavor of the nasty fart and the blueberries undies to Fuze. Thus being the blueberry cobbler. This could also be a peach or strawberry cobbler depending on the flavor of edible underwear.
My wife and I tried out the blueberry panties last night. And I'll tell you brother she gave me the most delicious blueberry cobbler my tongue as ever tasted. I'll eat my wife's blueberry cobbler any day of the week.
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When a girl/guy goes into the room of a sleeping guy and with great stealth steals some of the knob cheese from under the forskin and frames it for the guys mother.
"Stacey is a Cobbler Thief cos she got ben in trouble. He's lucky his mum thought it was coleslaw."
"Haha your mum stole my Cobbler last night"
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A sexual position in which a man sits on a woman's face and she licks his asshole while he vigorously titty bangs her.
"Dude, I was banging this chick last night, and she gave me a peach cobbler... and not the delicious baked treat!"
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A person who enjoys sitting in pastries or baked goods.
Bill hurried home with the pie knowing damn well he'd give in to being a squat cobbler.
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