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1. A political party, the founding of which was credited to Thomas Jefferson in the late 1790's, whose ever-shifting identity has as of late sided with the left side of the political spectrum, and extends as far as socialism, but not communism
2. A participant in one of the greatest and longest-lasting teen fads in the history of America, its latest incarnation being anonymous, which places ex-Prez Bush below even Black people because republicans are racist fucks.
3. Anyone likely to believe that Republicans (not to be confused with republicanism, which Democrats fully embrace) are more fascistic than the leader of Germany's socialist party, Adolph Hitler.
4. What you get when you take our drugs away from us, you uptight capitalist pigs, with your fucking obsolete Christian morality.
MISCONCEPTIONS:
All Democrats are Liberal
All Democrats are not racist
All Democrats are secretly racist
All Democrats are as miserable as those in broadcasting/politics (eg. Keith Olbermann, Barney Frank)
All Democrats are smart
All Democrats are hippies
All Democrats hate Republicans
All Democrats are Democrats
Core beliefs:
Abortion is cool
The Gov't should help the poor
The Gov't should regulate stuff to prevent recessions and whatnot
The Gov't should only bother the rich.
Climate change is preventable
Socialist countries are economically more stable and prosperous than really Capitalist ones, and arent in fucktons of debt
In conversation:
Democrat: Ann Coulter is a bitch
Republican: Yeah she totally is
Democrat: What did I say about talking, idiot
Republican: Commie bastard!!
*fight*
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what cooper kids call democracy
We took a democratical vote change the name spatula to spatuler
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A sentient piece of crap. Whines and cries all day until they get what they want.
I pooped out 16 Democrats today!
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Someone who claims to be open minded but really just follows the crowd and does not know about the real issues.
If they are white they only voted for Obama because they thought it would make them feel better. They are now realizing it didn't.
Person 1: All my friends are Democrats so I thought it would be fun! Are you a Democrat too?
Person 2: No I'm a Libertarian.
Person 1: What's Libertarian?
Person 2: It's a 3rd party.
Person 1: What's a 3rd party?
Person 2: Exactly.
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The correct name for those who are members of the Democratic Party. It is correct to add an "s" to the name of the party, in order to express its plurality, and also correct to identify an individual as a "Democratic," rather than as "Democrats/democrat," which goes beyond grammar to create such an euphemism; equivalent to calling Republicans either "Republics," or an individual as a, "Republic."
"Democratics are acting out as hypocrites, once again."
"That Democratic anti-patriot is issuing untruthful propaganda demeaning our soldiers."
"The term 'Democratic' is an oxymoron when considering the party as a whole."
"I am a Democratic, and so what if we want to win as a party by having the USA fail and retreat, and to hell with any democratic bushwah from your rightwingnuts?"
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A non biased definition of Democrat
The Democratic Party from their beginnings they have been trying to create an all powerful government controlled by elitists. During the late 1960" after losing the civil rights war to Republican's (Democrats fought against civil rights) the Democrat party and their cronies in media and colleges started an all out campaign to revise their own history and thus two decades later the "Great Switch" lie was born into the American mind. Any student of history and even those using commonsense know the great switch is a lie but it is so pushed by democrat controlled teachers (democrat controlled teachers unions require it be taught) and by democrat controlled Hollywood.
From the late 1960's to today the Democrat party heavily uses propaganda, bribes, corruption and other foul means to push through their agendas. Their agenda is still big government, elitist control, and uncontrolled spending. In the past decades they have cultivated a very close relationship with both China and Russia taking billions in exchange for pushing identity politics, CRT, and other nonsense ideologies to help weaken and divide the country while also ignoring and even obfuscating crimes against humanity in both China and Russia.
Best known for being the party that fought for slavery.
Created Jim Crow Laws and the KKK.
Fought women's & minorities right to vote.
Genocide the Native American populace (See Trail of Tears).
Democrats always make empty promises and pad their own pockets
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Synonym for feces. Born when defecated. It always smells and comes in all shapes. Usually becomes sentient. When used as an insult, it usually means that the person has a major lack in brain power.
Other meaning: Retard
Taken from YouTube-“Nadler gave birth to another Democrat on live TV!”
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