Drummer's Spanking

Using a double pass pedal to spank both of your girl's cheeks.

(Singer of band says to guitarist:) Where's Ron?
(Guitarist says:) Hes probably backstage doing a Drummer's Spanking with one of the groupies.

Asshole Drummer

A drummer who mostly plays a basic 4/4 repeating beat which consists of a kick on the 1 and a snare on the 2, with virtually no rolls or fills.

Do you know who Phil Rudd is? Obviously not. He is the drummer for AC/DC, and he is an asshole drummer.

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Ear Drummers

"Rae Sremmurd" backwards. Come on guys. No one is named "Rae".

"Man, Ear Drummers got the bass bumpin' and the club thumpin' last night".

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drummers syndrome

The condition of Drummers Syndrome occurs once a person owns a pair of drumsticks and/or a Drum Kit. This condition is only curable by selling the drum associated products and buying an instrument that actually requires a stave, clef and key.
Symptoms of Drummers Syndrome include;
- Poor, Tasteless and unfunny jokes.
- constant twitching, resulting in tapping objects
- bad hearing and repeating the last word/s in sentence or question said to them
- other symptoms bear resemblance to mental illness, autism and other mental ratardations.

Typical Drummers Syndrome situations

Drummer Joke;
Drummer: What's yellow and can't swim?
Human: What?
Drummer: Tractor

Drummers Twitch;
Steve's Twitching like a drummer

Drummer bad hearing;
Human: hey jake, can you get me a drink?
Drummer (aka jake): A drink?

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drummer face

the face one makes when receiving an intensely awesome oral session from a pro

cock mongrel: so did you hook up with that dominant silverback gorilla you met in the alley last night?

snicker licker: yeah, I totally sucked him off and tongue fucked his asshole for a good three hours, he had some major drummer face goin on

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muff drummer

Tapping a fanny in a rythmic pattern

Girl: Can you muff drum?
Guy: Yeah, I'm a sick muff drummer!

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bum-drummer

A bum-drummer is a male person who partakes in the drumming of the bum, ie a batty boy, queer, homo, shit stabber. or in the conventional wording a homosexual.

get lost you bum-drummer.

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