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An person who will sell anything on eBay just to make a small amount of money and impress his online warrior friends with his high feedback!!!
Person 1: I might go into that charity shop, buy everything and sell it on ebay.
Person 2: Why in the hell would you wanna do that?
Person 1: Its all about the FEEDBACK!!!! I love eBay!!!
Person 2: Your so sad!! Stupid eBay Warrior
A term used to describe when people buy stuff on eBay that they really, really, really don't need.
We had to freeze his account because he suffered from the ebay disease.
Back when I had no job, I spent a lot of time on the internet and soon got the ebay disease. Now my house is full of crap I have no use for, it seemed like a good idea back then.
That feeling you get when the item you are bidding for on ebay is about to end.
3 minutes left! I'm getting the ebay jeebies!
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Someone that cannot or will not understand the nature of an eBay transaction.
A sufficiently talented eBay mong will fail to read the listing, be incapable of following clear instructions, fail to make contact if they win the auction and generally dick the seller about in new and inventive ways.
The eBay mong's natural habitat is a dreamworld. They communicate by 'txt spk' only, and never have any money.
Listing: Please DO NOT send text messages as I will not reply to them.
eBay mong, via SMS: "Orite m8 wots ur lowist price on the xyz can pickup tonite"
Listing: DO NOT ask for a buy it now price, the auction will run until it finishes.
eBay mong: "Orite m8 wots ur lowist price on the xyz can pickup tonite"
Seller: Congratulations on winning the auction, please contact me on xxxxx to arrange payment/collection
eBay mong: ....................
A game taking place on the popular auction site in which players choose an item they have no interest in buying or owning and bid on it anyway, hoping that they will be outbid before the auction ends and they won't end up having to pay for it.
John: "Dude, you wanna play some eBay Roulette?"
Eric: "Sure, I'm gonna bid on this Boy George album."
John: "Damn. Feeling risky today, aren't ya?"
When a seller from ebay has an item listed for sale,and when you buy it,you won't get your item cause he doesn't actually have it and you won't get your money back.
damn i wanted to buy a really cool Steel Panther t shirt and the son of a bitch wont ship it or give me my money back,that fucking eBay dick.
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One who rides Microsoft Excel all day. Taking bad pictures in poor lighting and writing up bullshit descriptions of stuff your boss wants put upon eBay.
"Hey Alex, Paul wants 40 things up on eBay today."
"Well ok I'll just re-use 50 things these deadbeat auction winners never paid for"
"You truly are, a lazy eBay bitch, Alex."
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