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When you gives your kid the iPad in a public place to shut him up while you run errands.
My two year old was throwing a tantrum so I used a little electronic sedation to get us through the supermarket line.
The absolute worst kind if human being, spends the majority of their time checking the top left of their screen to see if their beloved FPS for even a second. Builds the elite gaming machine only to cry about a single out of place texture. 99% of the time they are egotistical self loving bastards who love licking their own arseholes and crying when they touch a console.
I met a gamer today
What kind?
He played PC
Ahhhhh, electronic virgin
An individual that uses electronic media, computers, cell phones, etc. to expose themselves physically to unsuspecting friends, acquaintances, and strangers. They typically send suggestive photos of themselves, or photos of their private parts that are unsolicited and unwelcome. Generally the content is objectionable and would be considered lewd if exposed in a public setting.
John just sent me an unwanted picture of his penis on my cell phone. Electronic Exhibitionism is so lame.
While participating in a sexual act your phone rings or indicates a text or an email and you feel compelled to stop what you're doing and Respond
My lady and I were doing the nasty when we were assulted by electronic interruptis by his mother---in which i felt the need to stop fucking her to answer the text.
n.) When your heart is manufactured by the 99 cent store in your area, it is an electronic organ.
n.) When your science teacher fucks up and means organism, or when Google Autocorrect fucks up.
Karen placed an order for a drum set priced at $979.99 and an electronic organ for $1754.49 at the 99 cent store.
When a website or game that was previously free now makes you pay to use it. This most commonly happens if that website or company was previously purchased by another company or the original developer has too much of their audience using their site or game for free and isn't meeting their revenue goals.
Scenario 1:
Kyle: Hey, want to create some new applets on IFTTT?
Chris: Yeah, we haven't used it in a while.
(checks site, sees user must have subscription to create more applets)
Kyle: What in the - you now have to pay to create more applets!?
Chris: Looks like IFTTT got electronic artsed.
Scenario 2:
Kyle: Did you hear Elon Mollusk bought Twitter?
Chris: Yeah. At least we can still promote our tweets.
Kyle: Sure thing, let me try-
(sees user must have Twitter Blue to promote tweets)
Chris: No way! You have to subscribe to Twitter Blue to promote tweets now?
Kyle: Crap. That's what happens when a company gets electronic artsed.
electrons that haven’t been selected yet
alexis put deselected electrons as the answer to question seven