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A reference to having a dad throughout the week that takes care of you and your needs growing up, while the weekends may be an entirely different story.
My weekday father always brought me a chocolate Instant Breakfast drink blended with a banana to start my day.
Religous character whom is respected as god but has higher power than thanos. Mr.Poupards hobbies include wiping out entire civilisations at once or travlijg the earth and beyond.
Did you see that Father Poupard exterminated the illegitimate state of Israel.
When you cum in the shower, and the ejaculate forms small, pearl shaped clumps.
P1: Hey, did you get your girlfriend that pearl necklace she was asking for?
P2: Nah man, I let her jerk me off in the shower and gave her my father of pearl instead
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Father Grigori is the fictional NPC that presides over Dr. Gordon Freeman during the chapter "We don't go to Ravenholm" in the award-winning video game Half Life 2. He is of European descent, possibly Russian or Slavic from his accent. Father Grigori is the only non-zombified inhabitant of Ravenholm which has clearly left him mentally unstable. However, he never seems hostile to the player and even assists Dr. Freeman by giving him a shotgun, the superior zombie accessible to Freeman in Ravenholm.
Person 1: (going through Ravenholm) Whoa, this is place scares the shit out of me.
Father Grigori: (Looks at Person 1) Hmm? Another life to save? I am Father Grigori! I see that you have already met, hah, my congreation! (Insane Laughter Follows)
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Someone who has loved me and cared about me my whole life. Someone who has always been there for me. The most: kind,helpful,funny and most resourceful person ever. I love My Father very much and I know nothing can change that.
I don't know what I would do without My Father
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a name for someone who can finish a cigarette in under 45 seconds and smokes upward of 2 packs a day.
the group of people were smoking and decided to see who could pull a father durso off the fastest. the fastest time was 37 seconds.
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A sentence that can be heard on the mind-numbing Maury Povich show, which is a show that I watch every day after school but won't admit it.
This sentence is used usually after some ugly black woman is crying because she slept around with 15 guys and got pregnant and now she doesn't know her baby's father is.
LaShoniqua: Ah am 125% sure he is mah baby's daddy. (Sobs moronically)
Maury: Why do you think he refuses to admit he's the father?
LaShoniqua: (Eyes suddenly bug out, angry) Because he do wanna be ah man, he don'wan' da reszponzibility!
He needs to step up and be a man, and take care of his child!!
Drey: I think LaShoniqua is a hoe. She sleep wit everyone.
Maury: When it comes to 4-month-old Naziqua, you are the father.
LaShoniqua: (Leaps up from chair, begins barking into Drey's face as he walks off stage, PO'd.
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