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When you beating off in the dark and you cum without your girlfriend knowing then ask her for a handjob she then goes to grab your dick and grabs a handfull of cum.
Me:Hey babe you should help me out with a handy
Baby:fine
Baby:WTF you asshole you pulled a Houdini handjob on me!
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A coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male's penis and dry humps it for sexual stimulation, while giving the said penis a handjob. Thus providing both partners with sexual pleasure without actual intercourse.
So last night I got a coital handjob. I got all the humping and moaning without the kid scare.
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A sex act consisting of stimulation of the penis via a book (typically an Oxford English Dictionary), typically an alternative to a traditional handjob in order to avoid physical contact.
Moriah: Did you and Grace get it in?
Adrian: Naw she's a prude, I only got an oxford handjob.
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when a woman gives a man a handjob whilst putting his dick in her titties
Last night your sister gave me a spanish handjob.
Whats that?
Its when a girl puts your dick in her titties whilst giving you a handjob.
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A form of masturbation. Also known as a SHJ.
Carmen inquired if Justin got a SHJ (self handjob) last night.
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When a female's hand accidently comes in contact with male genitalia.
Mike: Dude! She just went to high-five you and grabbed your genitles! You got a handjob!
Jack: Don't worry mike. She didn't mean to grab my genitles, it was an unintentional handjob.
Mike: OH the U-H! What a classic!
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Noun--The act of riding on the back of a harley davidson motorcycle with a biker dude and calmly reaching your arm around his torso in order to jerk him off, while feeling the vibrations of the motorcycle on the bottom of your sack.
"Oh wow dude, look at that biker!! You want to give him a harley handjob!!!"
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