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The opposite of a pillow princess. Always giving never receiving.
That girl is definitely a mattress bunny.
A mattress found in a ditch. Or an insult. A rude/inconsiderate/ghetto/impolite person.
Stop being such a ditch mattress.
This term refers to African Americans in urban areas who can quite frequently be seen driving around with mattresses tied to the roofs of their cars, due to the fact they move several times a year. This is a common sight around urban areas. Mattresses are often very poorly tied with inferior rope, and additional support is provided by a series of arms sticking out the windows holding the mattresses in place.
I was late for work this morning because there was a car full of Mattress Movers doing 45mph in the center lane.
Normally a girl who will sleep with any army guy or pongo. Often gross and could take a bedpost inside her.
Guy 1: Hey have you been with Kandy?
Guy 2: Ewww! No way she been with every pongo on base, it would be like doing a bucket of water.
Guy 1:Ohh so she's a totally Pongo mattress.
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A burst mattress pertains to a vagina or gootherus that is not well kept. The pubic hair protrudes out the sides of the underwear, resembling a well worn mattress, with its stuffing coming through the seams
“Her lady garden hasn’t had a gardener in a while, it looks like a burst mattress “
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Someone whos fat vagina is bigger then camel toe and moose knuckle
Person 1- Damn look at that camel toe...
Person 2 nah man thats a folded mattress its huge...
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Huge mistake; major dumb move. Origin: My husband thought he was going to dry fire a .32 but ended up shooting a round in our brand new mattress and it is not even paid off.
I wanted to get to work on time, but I shot the mattress on that one.
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