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One who gets sexually aroused by anything and everything mouth related have a mouth fetish. It is manifested by an obsession with stimulating the mouth. These may include sucking, licking or simply just getting sexual pleasure from staring at an open mouth. Also see: Freud's theory on oral stage.
Marie has a mouth fetish. She first realized this by looking back at her photo collection of actresses sucking on their fingers, which she had collected without even realizing said perversion. Her friend explained to her that she must have developed said fetish because she was never breast fed as a baby. Now Marie gets the most intense pleasure from everything related to the stimulation of the mouth, both others' and her own. The story has a very happy ending: Marie has now come out of the closet as a raging mouth fetishist.
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
smash mouth is god
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When waking up in the morning and your mouth is completely dry and smells bad
ex.1 DAMN! Carlos you have some morning mouth .
ex.2 Man i woke up with morning mouth i really needa brush my teeth.
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General term for a fucking idiot.
Usually seen with a blank stare on their face, mouth slightly agape, and possibly a little bit of drool coming out.
The new temp workers we got are a bunch of mouth breathers.
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Contrary to popular belief "mouth fucking" or "throat fucking" is not simply a blow-job.
Where as in a blow-job the one giving it is doing the majority of the work and technique is involved, in mouth fucking the person getting their dick wet is doing the work with pelvic thrusts while the person getting mouth fucked simply lets it happen trying their hardest not to gag.
Blow-jobs are far more common than mouth fucking as it is harder to find a partner willing to let you literally fuck their mouth/throat.
"Man that girl is a real freak, not only does she like to suck dick, she likes to get mouth fucked!"
Guy 1 : "You know what really gets me off?"
Guy 2 : "What?"
Guy 1 : "Mouth fucking!"
Guy 2 : "Damn dude that's narly!"
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Another name for the female sex organ.
Q. Does the south mouth have any teeth?
A. If you had ever been inside a vagina you would know that the south mouth does not have any teeth.
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To engulf a penis in the warm, wet embrace of a mouth.
"Dude, my chick rocks! She was on the rag last night so she gave me a sweet mouth-hug instead!"
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