The worst place in the United States. A man was stabbed in the chest and face in a motel parking lot. A lot of mafia and gang related crimes and not safe for children after dark with all of the sexual predators. A place where a friday night is watching football and or getting high off of the weed that grows in everybody's backyards. Middle schoolers are drug dealers and most of the women have beards and bad body odor.
The most popular singer here is Keith Urban. There is practically a cornfield everywhere. Cows everywhere. Most people have a ranch in their backyard and the horses eat the weed.
There are more mexicans here than in Mexico and I don't even know how many that is it must be a lot cause everything is translated into spanish under the english version at Runza. Did I mention everybody smokes weed and cooks meth in their living room?
The people here are hardcore religious spawn of an unreal God. I mean, come the fuck on.
Everybody here /IS CATHOLIC/. Except for the few who aren't and if you aren't religious, then prepare for a shit storm cause these bible jockeys will shove the verses of that damned book up your asshole I'm not even kidding, man.
you'll come out of there with a cornhuskers hat on and a foam finger saying #WE'RE NUMBER 1!!!
but no, the football if fucking horrible and you need to sit the fuck down because this place sucks so much ass i'm not even exaggerating.
GET OUT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE THIS IS HELL GO GO GO
did i mention everybody does weed
columbus, nebraska and penny from the big bang theory
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Hair with long, sweeping bangs that cover part of the forehead and sometimes the eyes. It is usually dark in color. It can sometimes be spiked in the back.
It is derived from the hair of Conor Oberst and a guy who used to be in my English class. Both are from Nebraska and both have this hair style.
See emo hair.
Jack: Look, Josh has Nebraska Hair!
Maria Lynn: Yeah, but it looks hot on him!
Sara Moe: You guys are weird.
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when you take a shit and it has chunks of corn in it.
Oh dude, I just took a poop that had some nebraska flare in it.
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Where you put in a dip of chewing tobacco so big that you can not get your lip over the dip in your mouth.
Dude you should have seen this Nebraska Fatty I had last night. It was like the size of Hastings.
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A couple buildings in the middle of nowhere that are apparently considered a "university". I mean really, what the fuck is even in Nebraska?
Guy 1: Yeah, you know, I go to the University of Nebraska
Guy 2: What? Since When did Nebraska have anything other than Dairy Cows?
Guy 1: *Quietly Sobs*
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A small town that exists within the panhandle of Nebraska. This town has a small community of around 8,000 and is well known for being the location of the famous Carhenge, a clone of Stonehenge built entirely of cars. Also known to be a major employment location for the railroad.
However, if you ask the general populace, the story changes dramatically.
To them, Alliance, Nebraska is a drama fueled, beer flowing, whore house where any word you utter shall eventually reach the town gossips and be spread through the fields of nebraska like wildfire. Drama is a local form of entertainment, and alcohol usually does not take very long to become part of this entertainment. A word of wisdom: avoid the women in this town, this is more than just the simple banter of an annoyed onlooker... People have been warned before.
Guy 1: "I was thinking of moving my kids to Alliance, Nebraska..."
Guy 2: "Don't do it man, your child will grow into a retarded, herpes bearing, drunk."
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This act may be considered a fetish to some; a nebraska werewolf is when one partner takes the hair from the other partners genitalia and puts the hair on their face.
You know that girl Janie? Yeah, I gave her a nebraska werewolf last night.
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